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Actually the
primate seen on this page is not in disguise
and is a paid professional Orangutan whose family of species
is also considered metric because just like humans
they too are all simply related
in 10.
"Hi,
I can teach
100% Basic Metric
in Less Than 5 Minutes even to a Monkey like you.
GUARANTEED!"
"Who
Meee?"
"Sure!
Right here it says
metric dimensions since creation you Primate!
"hmmm...
10 digit hands
10 digit toes for people... Okay big
fella,
you've sold me.
Creation, evolution, metric whatever...
...you're
coming with me
'cause there are plenty of other apes
and politicians on the planet who need to know this stuff NOW!"
**TERMS
and CONDITIONS
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Public Education Facility.
One printing per session.
Duplication is Prohibited.
AUTHORIZATION NUMBER
DID YOU
KNOW
THAT?
1 cm³ (1 cubic centimeter)
filled with water
contains exactly 1 mL (1 milliliter)
and is the
mass
of exactly
1 g (1 gram)
10 digit hands and toes Metric!
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